This is a conversation had just before and during my washing hair in the sink escapade. The kitchen sink was full of grease and shitty stuff, due to the plates and things being washed in it. Obviously I thought this was really yuck, so I complained..
"Yuck, the sink is really gross." *fake dry retch* - me
"Stop being so girly." - mum
"What's wrong with being girly?"
"It's weak."
"But that's like saying that crying is pathetic or something." (Which I did not say to my brother earlier this evening... massive hypocrite, oops.)
"No it's not. But being girly is just giving up, and all the feminists who worked their arses off to get equal rights for you would not be happy."
"But they'd think that, like, wearing deoderant was being girly." (Little bit of a stereotype here, sorry to any deoderant wearing feminists who may get offended by this statement.)
At this point, mum walked off because I was taking the piss a bit, and I'm fairly sure she was trying to have a serious conversation with me.. By this time, I was upside down in the sink, with shampoo in my hair. She came back after a while, and then we started talking about chivalry or something..
"But why do people say that chivalry shouldn't be dead then? Isn't expecting that just being girly?" - me
"No, its just good manners."
"Mmm.."
"Do you really want someone to look after you your whole life?"
"Well.. Ha. Noo.. But I think I might need someone to look after me right now, or I might drown in the sink."
Pathetic attempt to lighten the mood. It may just have worked though hahah.
Really loving frankmusik, completely sexually in love with him ahhh ;D
And I really love Ellie Goulding, Starsmith and his remix of Marina and the Diamonds 'I Am Not A Robot'. It's really sexy!
Love to all x
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